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Blogs are DEAD

Try the RSS feeds, the Wikis, the podcast. This sucks.

Sorry for the trouble, and thanks for all the help!

We want to let you know that teh album will drop like the apple in timez squarz ... just start the count down. Until that day ...10 ... we would recomend the following: Lolita by Prince, Crazy by Gnarls Barkley, leeuwenhoek by g3rm +h30ry, anyfriggin'thang by Johnny friggin' Cash or Massive Attack.

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Space Sea Monkey’s Repellent

Hey kidz! Everythang iz all funked up at the head office these days. We - The REAL BARTON FUNK - have been very busy - very very busy G - working on the next round of space attack movie operas and the slamin’ album that will blow your mindz. We have about 30 songz recorded on the finest magnetic tape that money can’t buy. We R broke and 2 transfixed 2 concentrate on the major new infestation that has struck our eye holes. Go Digital G-money! Tragedy at the berlin film festival if U ask us (and we know U did.) The Space Sea Monkeys have show their dirty gillz N our neighborhood yet again 4 the fifth time in the past millenium. “Bis interimitur qui suis armis perit” the Space Sea Monkeys alwayz say! Well we alwayz reply:

“Brevity is the Sin of Excess!”

And we are not excessive so we have not brevity - word up! So, 2 keep this funk train rollin’ we are going 2 have 2 make a pact with the Space Bees 2 fight these bloody Space Sea Monkeys. More Space than Monkeys if U ask us. Beneficium accipere libertatem est vendere. And Ain’t that the truth Ruth Tooth? On the most recent problematic juxtaposition foundation we inquired about super insulating our brain candy. Well, that iz not going to take place any time any where.

Now that we have cleared this little matter up where shall we go on ice cream holiday?

Where The Bloody Hell R The Fundz????????

4 real ... Eye have received not 1 single offer 4 fundz! 2s of people read this blog every year but we have not 1 offer of fundz 2 help us create the “Modern Master Funk Album.” That’s correct ... when you say the name of the album U must say “‘Modern Master Funk Album’ album.”

PAY UP NOW!

Oh Know! Eye Kneed Help!

When eye sayz eye we meanz uz. Zo, now that thiz iz N the way u'll get right 2 the point. We, or eye az it iz - needz ur fundz. That'z correct on the dot John Spot! We R broke N will need a substantial hot cash injection to complete our bombtastic (and thiz word haz nutin 2 do with a bomb that will hurt people or a bomb that iz a failure) al'bum. We - THE REAL BARTON FUNK - must tell U that we have gone N a new direction with thiz new album N that involvez much more loot. The direction iz that we use the letter "z" instead of the letter "s" at the end of wordz. Az iz obvious to even the most ignorant among U baseheadz if the letter "s" cost X dollarz the letter "z" must cost X+7 dollarz. So, we need 7 more dollarz total to finish the al'bum. Since we can go N six directionz at 1ce we R also going to do a triple al'bum 1 funk, 1 rap and 1 a funk rap hybrid. Wooooooooooooooo! Can u feel teh space bees? Ahhhh! Eye can hear then but can no C them .... Got 2 go quick on the stick Mr. Flick. Word Up DogZ!

A Little Story About Our Vacation - By lil' barton

Eye wuz taking a fantastic voyage last year n thought that eye wood take a walk down by the Lakeside. Eye wuz looking all around n saw Jupiter n the night sky n took n the Earth, Wind and Fire. 2 my left eye could see the internationally renowned Tower of Power n thought “This is Hip.” Eye was about 2 enter the Tower of Power when eye noticed a large meeting of Parliament wuz taking place inside. Things were crazy inside n these representatives from Ohio (players really) yelled “Fire!” Eye had Temptations n tried 2 sneak n but was stopped by the Commodore who said “Son, you’re on Shakey Ground.” The Commodore suggested that eye go 2 the Brick House near the beach. Just when eye got near the Brick House the Prince said “Come” but when eye stepped on2 the grass he screamed “Gett Off.” Eye notice that there were lots of Love Bugs - eye think that they came from the Tower of Power - that were on the ground so eye understood Y the Prince had yelled.

No Antidote 4 Space Bee

So important that we write this 2x.

This just in: The space bee’s stinks at 1,0000,00,000.00 funk-o-trons per second. The stinger gun makes the sound “Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz” when it fires it’s horrible space laser venom n2 u’r ear hole. No know cure exist 4 a direct sting 2 your BPU - booty processing unit. 1'ce stung a person will not bee funky N will stumble when attempting 2 get down (get down, get down!!!) 2 anything other than Barry Manilow. Another side affect iz that u 4get how 2 avoid future ear hole infections which results n the “spiral of downward departure of the funk field affect.” Obviously this will make u less funky and groovetastic until u r nothing more than a “kennyG.” Sad!

*Space Bee is a trade mark of Barton Funk and it’s funkaffiliates.

Check out this: www.germtheory.net but never read this:

No Antidote 4 Space Bee

This just in: The space bee’s stinks at 1,0000,00,000.00 funk-o-trons per second. The stinger gun makes the sound “Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz” when it fires it’s horrible space laser venom n2 u’r ear hole. No know cure exist 4 a direct sting 2 your BPU - booty processing unit. 1'ce stung a person will not bee funky N will stumble when attempting 2 get down (get down, get down!!!) 2 anything other than Barry Manilow. Another side affect iz that u 4get how 2 avoid future ear hole infections which results n the “spiral of downward departure of the funk field affect.” Obviously this will make u less funky and groovetastic until u r nothing more than a “kennyG.” Sad!

*Space Bee is a trade mark of Barton Funk and it’s funkaffiliates.

Check out this: www.germtheory.net but never read this: